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Full-Body Detox Everything
1502 reviews$149.00$219.00A 30-day cleanse of powders, teas, and guilt. Scientifically formulated to make your urine expensive. Side effects include smugness and a thinner wallet.
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- Duration
- 30 days of regret
- Active ingredient
- Placebo, premium grade
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2.0 · 1502 reviews- GGreg
Detoxed my savings
Lost two pounds and $149. The pounds came back. The $149 did not.
2026-06-08