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Blockchain For Your Cat
207 reviews$499.00$999.00Decentralize your feline. Every yawn, hairball, and 3am sprint is cryptographically notarized on a ledger no one will ever read. Disrupt the litter box.
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- Consensus
- Proof-of-Purr
- Throughput
- 1 nap / block
- Gas fees
- Yes, somehow
Reviews
3.0 · 207 reviews- CCryptoChad
Whiskers is now an asset class
My cat's naps are finally generating shareholder value. WAGMI.
2026-06-01 - LLinda
Cat unimpressed
Spent $499 and the cat still ignores me. As does the blockchain.
2026-05-20